Remember that Puppymonkeybaby creature from the Mountain Dew Kickstart commercial back in the first quarter? It combined the head of a puppy, the torso of a monkey and the diaper-wearing bottom of a baby.
The nightmare creature already has its own parody Twitter account, which notes it is not “associated with whatever the hell that Puppy Monkey Baby was supposed to be advertising.” It lists its location as “Hell,” so it likely is not run by PepsiCo’s social media team.
“I am a crime against nature. Why would someone create me just to sell soda? Please let me die,” it tweeted.
The account had nearly 3,000 followers as of 8:20 p.m.